People From Around The World Share The Moment They Realized 'I'm Dating A Crazy Person'
People From Around The World Share The Moment They Realized 'I'm Dating A Crazy Person'
Have you ever dated someone who seemed great, only to have them ruin it in one spectacular moment of crazy? If you have, then you'll definitely relate to these folks. They recently took to the internet to share the moment they realized "oh god: I've been dating a crazy person." Better to find out sooner rather than later!
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62. Don't walk; run
61. The chameleon
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60. Trying to do the right thing
59. Spit in my face
58. I refuse your breakup
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57. Creating your own cheating scandal
56. Level 1 stalker
55. Did you think this would impress him?
We were riding the train home from a date. I look over and she’s logging in to her ex-boyfriend’s Facebook account. I asked her what she was doing and she straight up told me that she was logging in to her ex-boyfriend’s Facebook account.
When I asked why, she said, “I’m just checking up on him, I want to make sure he’s ok. He never changed his password.” Her checking up on him became reading through not just his statuses but also his private messages.
I asked why she couldn’t just look at his profile normally. She said, “He blocked me.” When I asked why she couldn’t just text him if it was that big of a deal, she said he blocked her number too. I had so many more questions, but she started getting ticked off and defensive and I still had a long train ride home, so I let it be.
There was no follow-up date, naturally.
50. Keying the car
49. That's what we call oversharing
Girl told me within 15 minutes of our first date that she was hooking up with a married coworker and her favorite part was seeing him sob with guilt after it was over. 15 minutes. First date. Holy.
48. Living a lie
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47. He knew what he was
46. Just a walking red flag
45. The devil's medicine
44. It's enough with the baby stuff
43. A very hairy situation
My ex in HS asked me to shave every last hair on my body. Like, everything except for my eyebrows. I refused so she dumped me. She is now married to a guy with alopecia. No joke.
42. It starts early
41. Yeah, she's gonna notice that...
One day I woke up to find all the men missing from my Facebook friends list. Including cousins and uncles. My ex didn’t think I’d notice.
His response: “Oh so you noticed they were gone? Then you ARE paying attention to other men! I knew it!”
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40. You're legally required to marry me
39. Love bites
38. That's a bit of an overreaction
37. Appliance defiance
36. That's just sick
35. A little something on the side
34. A formal occasion
Met a guy at the skate park when I was 14. He asked if I'd go out with him the next day. I thought he was gorgeous, and when he said I should dress up I expected something special.
He took me to his little sister's funeral.
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33. Look everyone: I know a girl!
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32. Juliet on the balcony
31. I'm only missing to you
In college, an ex-boyfriend of mine reported me missing to campus security and the police because I stopped answering his constant calls and texts. When the police and campus security "found me", they helped me get a restraining order against my ex.
We had been broken up for a year when this happened. He initiated the break up and I subsequently broke off contact because I felt that was healthier for both of us. Suddenly, he wanted to hook up with me and I just didn't want to, so I refused politely once (our first contact since our break up) and then never answered another attempt at communication with him again.
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30. The baby that never existed
At 21 I was dating with and living with a 20 year old who had two parents who were involved in healthcare. We worked in healthcare. It was her ultimate goal to be an OB/GYN.
She had been diagnosed with irregular periods ages before we started dating. She was also on birth control. That didn't stop her from taking a home pregnancy test every time her period was one or two days off. She was obsessed with the idea that her BC wasn't working and I had knocked her up. She was obsessed with taking a home pregnancy test at least once every month to two months.
Then one month she had a really horrible period. She insisted that she had just miscarried our unborn child. Refused to take a pregnancy test to confirm. Refused to acknowledge the fact that she had had her period last month and if she had miscarried the zygote would be so tiny she would never notice (mind you, her parents were both RNs and she read and watched everything about pregnancy and childbirth she could get her hands on). Refused to go to the doctor to get a blood test.
So this girl who was absolutely obsessed with taking the home pee tests to the point we could have had stock in EPT refused to take a home pregnancy test. At all.
Nope. She insisted she had miscarried. So she started mourning. Told her parents she had miscarried. Told all our mutual friends she had miscarried. And then made me feel bad because I didn't grieve. She even named her period (a male name, because she knew it would have been a boy) and bought a special miscarriage remembrance necklace from some vendor online, so she could always wear it and never forget her poor lost child.
29. I'll be watching you
28. Yeah, I'm hiding my poops
27. What a healthy friendship
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26. The sleeping finger
By the way, she did this after I found her talking to other people and advertising herself on Tinder. I never talked to anyone else and she never found anything on my Tinder profile. She said she would search my text messages for the word "ring" and "wedding". Obviously she was history after that.
25. "How does it feel that I won you?"
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24. Pants on pants
23. Never heckle the people who make your food
22. You had me at 'Hitler's niece'
21. My master's castle in Europe
20. "Cool" is cold
I was admitted to hospital after nearly having a heart attack. He texted me, asked what I was up to. I told him I was in emergency care, that I had almost died, and I was extremely upset. It was 2am.
He replied "cool."
By "almost having a heart attack" I meant I passed out, got taken to the hospital for a cause, and there had to get potassium infused because it was extremely low and I was informed there was over a 90% chance I'd have had a heart attack, and 50ish% chance it would be fatal.
19. "I thought I was the crazy one"
18. This is one of the worst things you can say to a partner
17. In her defense, she did warn you...
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16. Bee yourself
15. You passed the test and may now mate with me
14. If that was my son, I would ground him
13. Not picking up the message
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12. When you don't text back...
11. Boo hoo, so her mom died
10. You got lucky twice
We dated for a few weeks and then the night came to get down.
Since hooking up doesn't happen often for me, I don't typically keep protection in my wallet or on my person. She says she wants to hook up and I tell her "I don't have a rubber" to which she replies "It's fine." Being the idiot I was, I got to work. My plan is to pull out but she doesn't let me and I'm enjoying myself too much anyway.
A few weeks go by and she tells me she's late and to be prepared to be a father. Not the most ideal situation but I put myself in it, I'm going to see it through. Another two days go by and she's in tears. I ask what the matter was and she said she got her period. I looked confused and she yelled, "I wanted to have a child with you and it didn't work and now we have to try again!"
I've never ghosted someone so fast in my life.
9. Business or pleasure
8. With my own car
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7. You got a ticket to the show
6. Moving on too fast
A girl I had been seeing for a couple of weeks or so asked me to go with her to a funeral of some guy I didn't know. What I didn't expect was that the funeral was for her fiancé. Got out of there real quick once I realized why everyone was shooting me glares the whole time. I was the side guy. At a funeral. Yikes.
5. I prefer to watch
I had a guy ask me out on a date, and he suggested a Japanese restaurant I liked. After I ordered, the server asked him what he wanted, and he said he wasn't hungry. I asked him if he wanted to wait until he was hungry, but he said nah, he just wanted to watch me eat. I laughed nervously, thinking it was a joke, but his expression said he wasn't joking.
He sat there awkwardly, lustfully watching me have my dinner. It was extremely strange. The sushi was good though.
4. My chemical romance
I'd been seeing this girl for a few months. I was 21 she was 24 and had a boy about 2 years old. She was basically normal, had a good job, took care of the kid okay. She was kind of a dim bulb though, not very interesting. I was bored in the relationship and really didn't want to become step-dad to the kid so I ended it. No prob.
Run into her a month or so later at a bar and we end up going back to her place for a night of ex hook ups. Next morning she makes coffee and breakfast, I go to school, she goes to work. I get incredibly sick on the way to school, throw up multiple times, make it to school still puking find the nurse/medical office and vaguely recall being loaded into an ambulance.
Come to in the hospital. A doc tells me I OD'd on an enormous amount of chemicals and had about five minutes left to live before they figured it out. Oh by the way there are some federal agents here to talk to you.
Turns out she had planned this whole thing and decided that if she couldn't have me, no one could. She went to jail but got a reduced sentence for turning on the family member who had given her the chemicals.
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3. A little too much of a history
2. Fake baby, fake lawyer, fake everything
I broke up with the girl on a Monday, but me being me, I tried to stay friends with her. When I broke up with her, she kept saying I needed to giver her 6 more weeks for closure, and that I was her last chance at dating (she is 28).
On Friday she shows up, and says “I am going to let you go, but I want you to know I am pregnant". The next day she calls me, saying she is going to the ER. Later that day I get a phone call, she says that it's a tubular pregnancy and she needs to terminate it with a pill (note, usually this requires surgery). She asked me if I would come over that night, because she would need moral support. I felt obligated to go.
When I was there, I told her I was going to leave when she went to bed. She started to cry, and said she was afraid she might hurt herself, so I needed to stay there. That freaked me out a bit, so I did. At night then she took my hand, put it on her belly and said "say goodbye".
So, next day I woke up and got the heck out, figure it was all over. That Monday I get a phone call, she says, "I am still pregnant". Apparently, according to her, she had had twins, and the one had survived. I told her I wanted to go with her to her next doctor's appointment, she said fine, it was Wednesday.
On Tuesday she messages me, tells me they had an opening so she went early. Asked if I wanted a picture, I said sure. She sent me one, and I looked at it. No information on it, so i asked her, and she said they emailed it to her. Made sense, they removed all identifiable information. Two days later, a friend with better Google knowledge than me took that picture and found it online, under someone else's name. You could even see where parts of the image had elements removed.
I confronted her about it, she said she couldn't believe I would believe her and my child would never know who I am. The next day she sent me an email saying her lawyer would be in touch. The next day then she sent me an email saying she was going to terminate the pregnancy, but I needed to pick her up and pay for it. 5 minutes later she sent me an email saying that if I didn't respond, she would just keep the child.
I responded back saying that I had found the image, showed her the link, and said her story has about 1:500,000 chance of being real, even without the fake image. I said if she continued to harass me, I would get a restraining order.
Two weeks went by, I hear nothing. Then, I get a call at 6pm, from her home number. A girl, who sounds very much like her, says that she is her cousin, going to be her lawyer, and I need to call back. Only problem: that call back number was her home phone number, so obviously this is fake as well.
Oh, and this has been my last three weeks... so it's probably not even over.
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